bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
aberrationality: I think it’s so weird that having sex leads to babies I mean how can something so wonderful cause something so fucking horrible??
i have two moods: touch me don’t touch me
twatsmussen: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” nemo
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
batt-ery: I always hear people say that no one can love you until you learn to love yourself And that really scares me.
starkid-tribute: laughingalonewithautoresponder: gaymzee: “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
Caramel Apple Spice? Caramel Apple Spice!?!?!? CARAMEL APPLE SPICE?!!?!?OMG!?!?!? can we get that in Canadian Starbucks??!?!
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
davidbennettandbriannaclawsonpie: rabbit4pope: davidbennettandbriannaclawsonpie: starshine-automaton: whimmy-bam: David’s tantrum. THIS IS WHAT MADE ME CHOKE ON A FRENCH FRY AND ALMOST FUCKING DIE His adorable screaming I just peed a little. Like. Holy god. That was the manliest tantrum I’ve ever seen xD Dude. Oh my god that was hilarious.
fuck. i don’t mean to be rude but straight edge people bother me so much.
Ditto and Jake (Pokemon) & (Adventure Time) →
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn